Surprised by people suggesting his last name played any role in him getting this job. Most national college football analysts are hired after not tweeting for a year and having no experience in the media industry. Nothing to see here. Move along!

Austin Seferian-Jenkins. Now there's a Guy.

NFL will own 10 percent of ESPN. Factor that into any and all reporting ESPN does on league matters.

The Vikings' franchise QB might not be good, and Arsenal's best player might be a 15-year-old. I've got a debilitating case of Preseason Anxiety.

Mr. Beast has announced he wants to recreate Everybody Wants Some in real life, where real people hang out over the course of a weekend

“A New York City point guard will give up his girl and his chain before he give up his dribble” — Stephon Marbury (🔥TT:94feet24seven)

When they’re being mean to Kathy Bates in Titanic

Cannot imagine wanting to be a vampire. You lived through the Crusades and now mortals are discussing if stomp clap made the early 2010s culturally void.

No need to really mince words about it. It’s disgusting and the people doing it have no respect for women.

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Me to me when I start overreacting to preseason

Kirk Cousins is my favorite part of the netflix Quarterback show, highlights include treating himself to a victory meal of exactly one soda and quoting a song from a children's Christmas movie that goes "A fast walking man is hard to beat" and saying "that's a great lyric."

These guys are so upset about having to treat their players as something other than children who gotta do their chores for a small allowance.

[absolutely nothing meaningful to add] Well, uh, Taylor Swift sure moves the needle, huh?

This is extremely powerful art.

Excited for this Tom Kludt piece to be out in the world. From VANITY FAIR’s September issue, a rollicking (and exclusive) dive into the NFL’s media industrial complex vanityfair.com/culture/story/…

The NFL Broadcast Boot Camp Is Where Today’s Players Become Tomorrow’s Pundits vanityfair.com/culture/story/…

For the VANITY FAIR September issue, I spent three days at the NFL's Broadcast Boot Camp, where I saw the likes of Terry McLaurin and Michael Bennett showcase their on-camera chops. vanityfair.com/culture/story/…

Vikings are gonna be really good this year. Apologies in advance to my nemeses.