Every single word of this from Dan Carden. Every single word.

See what happens when you trust Boris Johnson? If only there'd be some clue in the way he's treated his wives, mistresses, children, employers, constituents, manifesto promises, party leaders and colleagues over the years...

Not sure about you guys but I'm starting to think the government that says nurses don't deserve pay rises and that children should starve may not have the nation's best interests in mind.

So in the future we'll teach kids how the Gov't voted for kids to starve and a Footballer had to campaign against it👍

Still profiteering from a pandemic theguardian.com/world/2020/nov…

Cant fathom why anyone, except racists, would read the Daily Mail

Shielding Silver Fabric......actual Tin Foil Hat

I think I get it. We are cutting foreign aid so we can look after our own, but looking after our own is socialism, and if people don't like that they should move to another country, but not like when other people try to move here because their countries can't support them. Wait.

65 points from Ancelottis first 38 league games is a very good return when you consider in his first few weeks, Djibril Sidibe was only putting one sock on to be subbed on

Feliz natal galera 🎁🎄😂

Weird season where we can go to Anfield and win but lose at home to Leeds, WHU, Newcastle and Fulham

Train Guy ... idea biscuits

A person called OwlKitty changed the Business Card scene from “American Psycho” to the guys showing each other pictures of their cats on their phones… and it could possibly be the greatest masterpiece ever 😂

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Delph off, Rondon on is the most depressing substitution ever seen

Gotta appreciate “The Office” level camera work right here. Pure comedy. 🤣🤣

If you're still voting Tory after this, you're a lost cause

🚨"Who exactly does the @MetPoliceUK work for ma'am? Our citizens, or Boris Johnson?" 🚨 (Location: New Scotland Yard. Sound on)