This is terrible and I am pleased this has been posted publicly and not hidden away. This needs dealing with: Firstly by the police. This "Man" needs arresting. Secondly by the club. They should sack him and issue a statement condemning such violence. Hope the young lad is ok.

Professional footballers struggle to get free kicks over a 4 man wall but this fella has just pinged one over an 80 man wall after 10 pints, fair play.

Oh fuck off! How am I supposed to out parody that?

A true British hero. (The guy telling the Conservative c*** to f*** off, that is)

Girlfriend: “you can’t just sit there 2-10pm everyday watching the euros!” Me:

England topping their group.

"Don't forget" 14 years of Tory pain summed up in 41 seconds of pure fire. This is like watching Bruce Banner become the Hulk for the first time.

A subtle England penalty shootout innovation (since 2021) is their deliberate, structured & functional use of social psychology. Here, Saka is picked up by John Stones after his penalty, to swiftly welcome him back in the team. What did England do and why did they do it? 1/7

The onshore wind ban has been in place for 9 years. We've been in government for 72 hours, we've lifted it. That's the pace we're going to move at.

I hate this. I hate it with a passion. People who buy houses next to pubs, nightlife hot spots, sports grounds, whatever, and then have that activity stopped. I loathe such selfishness.

YOU DONT NEED A BIG CAR

The laugh makes this video even funnier 🤣

Who the fuck is lets off fireworks in October? My poor dog is hiding under the Christmas tree.

Gary Barlow’s massive son won’t see your tweets because to him phones are really small and he physically wouldn’t be able to squint enough to see them because he’s so ginormous and they don’t make glasses for boys of his gargantuan size and stature which is actually quite sad

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

>"Guns are not fun and games!!" Well not with that attitude.

Me at the Shaun The Sheep farmer appearance in Wallace and Gromit.