Thank you, random resident of Leaside! I suppose there’s still time for me to jump back in to the race. #TOpoli

Had a nice lunch yesterday with mayoral candidate Brad Bradbrad, where I offered him some campaign advice: promise the voters a cool-sounding transit expansion proposal that they’ll forget about in a few years’ time. #TOpoli #TorontoMayor

I’m gratified that 40% of Toronto voters still support me for mayor, but I feel obliged to clarify that I’m not actually on the ballot this time. Thank you for choosing Rogers.com! #TOpoli

My wife Barbara has always been a great mother to our children, so I just had an intern fax her a warm #MothersDay greeting. #TOpoli

I haven’t decided yet who I will support to be the next mayor of #Toronto but it will definitely be someone who knows that honey is, in fact, made by bees. #Toronto

I’m pleased to officially endorse councillor Ana Bailão as my successor for #Toronto mayor. She’s the candidate most likely to run the city like a telecom CEO. (Sorry, Brad Bradbrad.) Thank you for subscribing to Rogers! #TOpoli

Bear with me for a moment

Although the Toronto Star only reported it today, I actually made this endorsement three weeks ago! #TOpoli

Now I’m not the only person to lose a Toronto mayoral election, then, three years later, run again and win. Congratulations, Olivia Chow, for duplicating this feat, which will go down in the annals of #Toronto election trivia! #TOpoli #TorontoMayor

Are Torontonians proud of Joe Warmington?

Twitter appears to be broken today. I will offer to send some Rogers technicians to fix it. They will arrive sometime between 1pm and 6pm.

As a former drug dealer, I think this proposal to decriminalize drugs is just crazy! How will struggling dealers make a living when their product is no longer illicit? #onpoli #TOpoli globalnews.ca/news/9832988/c…

Glad to see that my legacy of providing convoluted, bureaucracy-heavy, confusing “solutions” to Toronto’s problems and non-problems will continue for the foreseeable future. Thank you for subscribing to Rogers! #TOpoli

Brainless comment. That’s a human being who SHOULD be mocked. As should Joe Warmington.

“Shohei Ohtani is here, don’t embarrass us.” parody accounts: 1 thebookbro: 0 #TOpoli

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The owls are not what they seem.

Being a cosplayer is funny because half the time I look like this and the other half like my pinned tweet.

I’m excited to step away from municipal affairs to campaign with colleagues from whichever party will have me. Thank you all for being loyal Rogers customers! #onpoli #cdnpoli