fallout 5 needs to have areas with enemies & items

Hold up everybody I need to loudly defend the status quo

If I was being tutored by Aristotle when I was 16 I'd be asking him questions like "what's the biggest monkey of all time" and "which ape is the strongest in the world"

Impressive Bowel Syndrome

Bought my homie a potion subscription box for his birthday. I keep telling him to look out for a levitating, rotating package on his front porch

time to go back to the old me

20 Haters vs 1 Lover

thinking about the dad from Uzumaki. I really feel like he was onto something

Stepping out in a toga and adidas slides

The Amish seem like they would be exceptional at crafting siege towers and battering rams

*destroys all your tweets*

I got STUFFED at the Milwaukee Spaghetti Trough

Saw a man walking down the street looking at his phone and dribbling a basketball while his wife was carrying their son and two large grocery bags. That's what it's all about

KOTOR 2

Sorry man I didn't like the magic free shit website you recommended because I didn't vibe with the user experience

Spilled some coffee on my brand new work toga... Are you fucking kidding me

*putting my feet in my shoes* the User Experience is incredible.

I wonder what's wrong with #oomf

my Smart Hitler is on the fritz