what in the ever loving ass fuck are you people doing already following me weirdos

oh fuck me gently with a chainsaw hello trauma my old friend

//Dave: It wouldn't be that easy Also Dave: Would totally lock up in anxiety because fuck that.

//Any and all Bros that may be out there I am 100% okay with anything happening to dave. He die? Thats cool You beat him up for mouthing off? Fine If you want to RP with me just shoot me an @ Unless its striderc*st. Thats my hardline no But I don't have triggers so go ham//

yo i lived I think

... I may just get another tattoo. Impulsive? Yes.

yo.

oh fuck horny twitter found my tweets about hals robo cock

oh shit john's been candy coated

//Kinda debating reworking this to a lewd account in a different fandom

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! lots of love :)