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I said the phrase "green screen" to my wife today as we were folding up a large green sheet of fabric, and tonight I'm getting green screen software ads. But yeah phones definitely not listening to us...

"Our phones aren't listening to us" part 100. An hour ago I had a conversation about getting the audio of the original FRAIL demo cassette onto a computer, in which I and the other person repeatedly said "tascam" and "cassette" out loud, words I haven't spoken or googled in ages.

"Your phone isn't listening to you" part 140. At an outdoor birthday party I was talking to another dad who said they had gone camping at "one of those Jellystone places" over the summer. i ask "do kids even know who Yogi Bear is?". End of conversation. A day later I get this.

I know they say our phones aren't listening to us but on the drive home i mentioned the town of Eureka Springs, Arkansas to my dad who was sitting next to me and literally minutes later I got an ad for Eureka Springs Tourism.

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raiding capital building whenever you feel like it.... now legal?

The grilled cheese truck thread is dying soon. I will finally be free.

It’s my dream to effortlessly drag my foes in this manner

speaking of certified pedophiles, here's the lyrics to Ted Nugents 'jailbait'.

come on man

somehow maybe the dumbest thing any of these people have said yet

We're almost a year to the day since Scott died. Some of Scott's closest friends, including Mallory O'Meara, Daniel Danger (Daniel Danger), and 🔥 🏠 with a Y 🏠 🔥, gathered to celebrate and shit-talk in equal measure. I've made this bonus ep free to all: patreon.com/posts/bonus-ep…

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