17 was so weird my parents would be like “family day” so I’d be sitting third row in the minivan while my siblings screamed texting my 20 yr old boyfriend and he’d be like “my probation officer said my drug test came back positive for cocaine but I swear I haven’t done any babe”

like I would have dinner w my family and then go get blackout drunk in a cornfield. one time my boyfriend got up in the middle of the night and took a gun to his ex gf’s new bf’s house and I just stayed in bed. when he got back I was like “hey” and we never talked about it again

the era of straddling still being a child in my parents house and also trying to be a Grown Woman out on my own was so disorienting and surreal

it’s 90 degrees I picked up four books from the Public Library I took an elevator to the third floor of an office building to put my rent check through the mail slot of my landlord’s office door

just had another nightmare walk with the creature that gets to live in my house rent free ❤️ love her

obsessed with emerald fennell . definitive filmmaker of our times . god tier ragebaiter . whole internet hates her . everything she makes passes a billion . addicted to being rich (genetic memory) . vegetable surname inexplicably pronounced weird (Posh) . will go down as a genius

i had a good summer but i also felt keenly aware of how polluted our water is and how desperate and fanatical our attempts at leisure are

my fave thing about sighswoon is she just posts nice shit about her life that she loves. she’s always been like that. I log on and see 47 other people being like “everything is fucked” and sighswoon is high and triple posting about rainbows and waterfalls. An angel among us fr

YOU CANNOT COMPETE WITH SOMEONE WHO IS HAVING FUN

I like when a path is mowed out of a field of flowers and big tall grass

I’ve actually been sent to this warehouse job by god to encourage the men to get a little gay with it

once I tried to make friends with this group of women and it was obvious sooo fast that the only thing they liked about each other was that they were all suffering terribly

i can always tell when a girl is wearing Lush perfume and I love it. Lush is theee campy delicious patchouli gourmand. the huge bottles they sell it in look like industrial bathroom cleaner

stopped a girl in the break room to ask what perfume she was wearing and she was like um it’s actually Lush room spray. But I just spray it and it acts like a really long lasting perfume

the hottest I’ve ever looked was this one day in October 2021 when I interviewed for two jobs and got offered both of them. One of the jobs hired me based on my star sign. There was just something in the air that day that I will never be able to recreate

[halfway through writing a tweet] No.. no, this isn't me

laying on the couch listening to my girlfriend walk around and do her little chores and tell me about her day. like a podcast

i will not talk to ai the only nonhuman things i will talk to are god and the ocean

fiance said "wow baby! good job getting through all that salami!"