9th of May Is Forever a Special Date in my life, the day my Mum was Born, & The Day I Legalized. Mummy showed me what love is and I will forever honour this day. #LoveIsEazi

You people are actually so stupid

I am so tired, having to jump through from one problem to another. I am fucking 25, for fucks sake. It's 10:09 pm on a Saturday, just got back from work sitting on my rickety ass bedframe and crying my eye balls out. I just need to breathe.

Like Mr. Eazi and Temi’s wedding all you want, but saying Davido and Chioma’s wedding lacked class doesn’t make sense. They’re different people with different tastes. Dangote, the richest Black man alive, attended both. Guess who wasn’t on either guest list? You🫵🏾 Omo ale

We are still looking for Dorcas! Missing Person Alert ‼️

Someone’s Unborn kid don give me 10 steps ahead financially. And I’ve been alive for 20 years plus. 😭

You're currently 30 - no savings, post NYSC, no job, absolutely bleak future. By the time Tinubu is done, you'll be 36 - still too broke to start a family, you also can't leave. Then, Shettima takes over by 2032 for another 8 years - by then, you'll be 44. We are in trouble.

When my wife was about to go tell her mom that she wants to marry a blind person. I was expecting the worst.. She told her older sister first and her sister said to her that she has no issues with her getting married to me, she told my wife to go tell their mom. Then after my

I think cinema or arcade dates are perfect for a first date. Dinner dates are too serious..

“i promise that I'll build a home that no one wants to run away from ”

I’m not gonna lie man. If I was a kid, & my friend used his entire body to shield me from bullets, I’d swear my unfettered loyalty to him for the rest of my days. My house would serve house. My sons would be the best men at his sons’ weddings.

Tribalism is such a low IQ trait.

Thank You God For Keeping Things Running Smoothly

Pathetic lol…. na you know the kind babes una dey follow talk cause idk when “have you eaten?” became an odd question to ask. It’s totally fine to buy them food but you feeling like if you don’t buy it she’ll not rate you is pathetic.

Exactly how it should be!

Now that everyone’s talked about Temi Ajibade changing her name from Temi Otedola, and how expensive their wedding costed, can we now talk about the things to learn from it? Firstly, Aliko Dangote said he had a conversation with Mr Eazi and he was impressed, he called him a

She will not want you IJN 🙏🏾

Must have committed a heinous crime in my past life to be sharing nationality with these number of lunatics🙂

Perfect example for this tweet.