Fun fact #WOLARS has more Portuguese speakers on the pitch than Benicia v Chaves last month. #FPL

Not using Paul Gascogne in KFC delivery adverts during the World Cup is a missed opportunity. #WorldCup

This time of year it’s good to check up on those we haven’t seen for a while. So, hi Alex Ox-Chamberlain #PremierLeague

Thank you to our wonderful cameo guests for joining the cast at The CreditMaster Stadium for a memorable episode! Superb work all round, thank you from all at Ashwood City FC for lending your dulcet tones! #TheOffensive #AshwoodCity #Podcast #AudioDrama #NolanOut

Turns out my leg is haunted

Hi Racing Post. I’m beginning to suspect you have an editorial stand but I can’t work it out

‘O Captain! My Captain! Our fearful trip is done..’

Forrest are full of players who looked world class at 19 and Chris Wood #NFFC

I can’t help but see similarities between Russia and #MUFC. Former superpowers that have declined into corruption and just shabbiness. Madly erratic from the top and a squad that is a paper tiger. Anthony is very much the T-14 of the Premier League

Tanks are called tanks because the workers were told they were working on mobile water tanks. Citation needed

When football does come home, what colour is its passport?

Kodak released their own cryptocurrency. Yeah, the film people who didn’t believe in digital cameras. It didn’t work out

Ahh brill Answer Me This! are back. On the same day I heard John Oliver back on The Bugle. It’s like going back to 2012 when all I had to worry about was Joseph Kony #ZaltzUnion #Kony2012

Hi Spider Stacy, are you planning on ever ageing?

But think of the tourists

I haven’t got the new Football Manager yet. Like most of you I’m still playing

Who’s going to write all his books now?

It’s 2026 and the news is Mandelson and the Suffolk Strangler (should have been the Suffolk-ator. Shame on the tabloids)

Poor gal