The first one is all "please leave me alone I'm so hungover" and the second one is "WHAT?!! I've told you 100 times GO AWAY!! Goodbye Sir!"

Michele Ari 🎶 Here's the whole thing. Enjoy! youtu.be/Xw4okTJpE1k?si…

#BBCEurovision. I think the Armenian singer is a survivor. Not sure why.

Is Miriana Conte presenting in front of the Panorama logo? #BBCEurovision

#BBCEurovision, for what it is worth, I liked the Latvian song, and Ich Komme was really fun. I also liked the Ukraine song. Can't imagine listening to the others again really.

A previous student of mine has started a publishing company and is looking for short stories for an LGBT themed compilation: romymorgan.com/jupiter-cloud-…

My review of Sound on Sound, the new album by The Leaking Machine (ex-members of Mighty Mighty) released on Jenny's Feather Factory Label, the new label founded by Adrian Goldberg. Adrian Goldberg outsideleft.com/main.php?updat…

THE EDIT IS ALMOST DONE, LET FINISH IT! Detective Collymore, a single divorced father, stumbles upon a mysterious case, Digging deeper, he discovers Jitters. Thriller/Horror ⚠️ Warning ⚠️ trailer contains flashing images and violence. CROWDFUND: indiegogo.com/projects/jitte…

My review of Anton Barbeau's two new albums is at OutsideLeft.com outsideleft.com/main.php?story…

My interview with paranormal historian and broadcaster Kate Cherrell is on OutsideLeft, where we discuss her new Gothic novel Begotten. outsideleft.com/main.php?story…

Currently number one story on the website, interview with #paranormal broadcaster Kate Cherrell about her #gothic novel. outsideleft.com/main.php?story…

According to a Pearson advert this is a Year 11 pupil i.e. 15 or 16. So if police start to look young it means you're getting old, god knows what it means when Year 11 pupils look like the 30 something lead singer of a cover band.

Apparently I score highly for Alexithymia, let's add that to the dysfunctionality pile. #alexithymia ?

Top stories on OutsideLeft.com at the moment: Maria Wolonski not sure why that's popped up again! Burials & Beyond Discerning readers!

I am on “8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown” tonight on Channel 4 at 9pm. Tune in using UHF frequency 471.25 MHz. I’m in Dictionary Corner with Susie Dent, which according the dictionary definition, is not actually in a ‘corner’.

It's hard to argue with really. The content at least, I've no idea about Coinbase.

To be fair, it IS a gig in Scarborough.

My interview with Olivia Isaac-Henry outsideleft.com/main.php?story…

A review of Novelty Island's new album outsideleft.com/main.php?story… Charming, emotional and a jigsaw of light and dark.

My review of Stewart Lee's Man-Wulf tour at Scunthorpe: outsideleft.com/main.php?story… #stewartlee #standup #comedy