Jason Thorpe (@thorpej.bsky.social) (@thorpej) 's Twitter Profile
Jason Thorpe (@thorpej.bsky.social)

@thorpej

Nerd. Aspiring Unix grey-beard. Bicycle nut. Obsolete technology aficionado. Proud lib snowflake. I like to make stuff, especially Manhattans. he/him.

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The San Andreas Fault (@sanandreafault) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I seem to have gathered a large MAGA following for some reason. Fuck off idiots I voted for Harris and I’ll earthquake all your stupid asses

Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 (@kellyscaletta) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I've been thinking of this idea for a horror novel. It's about this really fat dude who for some reason can't poop for two months. He tries everything he can, enemas and what not. He even takes the stuff you take for a colonoscopy. Out of desperation, he goes and buys like

Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe (@nateinthewild) 's Twitter Profile Photo

If the democrats had even a single testicle they would LOUDLY announce that any public land purchased during this land sale will be subject to eminent domain and the investment will be worthless within a few years.

Spencer Hakimian (@spencerhakimian) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I’m just going to go out and say it. Saturday night is going to go down as one of the biggest mistakes in 21st century American foreign policy (which is already a very long list). Not only did we completely lose our one and (most likely) only chance to destroy Iran’s nuclear

Jason Thorpe (@thorpej.bsky.social) (@thorpej) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I live near a major university research hospital and these ads are popping up all over the place. Trump and worm-brain are going to drive our best healthcare professionals away.

I live near a major university research hospital and these ads are popping up all over the place. Trump and worm-brain are going to drive our best healthcare professionals away.
Dem Saints (@lds_dems) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Republicans got what they wanted. They voted to release the Epstein Client List and Trump immediately got out of jail. Sometimes the universe is literal.

Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The Biden Administration literally sent TX grant money to do this. TX refused, but also refused to return the money because they didn't want it going to a blue state. No, really.

Goatstein (@mandelaface) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Most of these studies are quackery but I do believe this one is true because the political Left disagrees mostly on when and how the state should do things instead of the market, while the political Right has yet to come to a consensus on the shape of this planet

Most of these studies are quackery but I do believe this one is true because the political Left disagrees mostly on when and how the state should do things instead of the market, while the political Right has yet to come to a consensus on the shape of this planet