Hillary Clinton interviewing a 100 year old French clown

they’re making me watch that fucking caveman Drake Maye play in the Super Bowl

ever since zoie’s been on tour i’ve been taking myself to solo sushi dinners at least once every two weeks and it has saved my soul

I've been waiting for the anti-dog crusade currently gripping New York for YEARS. Let's keep this going we need to start throwing tomatoes at owners who bring their dogs to restaurants

lowkey i feel like Frances McDormand

if you love mysterious beeping sounds from undisclosed locations, you gotta try out this place called “the airport”

hey sorry i’m late, i was experimenting with ways to induce religious psychosis in my neighbor’s dog

Leo and Ethan Hawke are, far and away, doing the best work in this category and it fucking sucks that neither of them are going to win

i do think this one of the funniest things anyone’s ever done

most people?

working in the service industry gives you access to experiencing crash outs that most people can’t begin to conceptualize

i want to use a potato peeler on the top of his skull, try to shave that down a bit

nonchalant boyfriend posting while your wife is getting jumped on twitter. he’s just like us

ten minutes into the last episode of Neighbors and it is probably the best episode of any docuseries ever

David Harbour your Emmy is coming for DTF St Louis

so wild when something good happens

sir Zohran Kwame Mamdani if you facilitate the opening of a Potbelly Sandwiches on the upper east side i will be forever in your debt

there are things happening in DTF St Louis that constitute the most jaw dropping scenes in scripted television in the last three years