Fuck this shit!!

Go figure.. I seem to get more followers when I don't say anything.

Do you miss me?

Today is mine and hubbys 17th anniversary. What has he done for me? Morning coffee and a cuddle. What have I done for him? Brought home coffee and food after doing school run on my own. Made him more food. Dare I ask for another cuppa? He said no last time I asked for one.

Doc McMuffins Fuck her, she doesn’t deserve you. I’m your mom now.

I have to go to a 1 yos bd party today. My anxiety is thinking of excuses on why I can't go. My daughter is the reason I am going. Its her bestfriends brothers party. I have to do this for her.

Now we have to wear masks in Qld.

7am and I am already exhausted

Science Mom 🔬 I mean I think it’s accumulative, because I have Caffeinated Crazy☕🇦🇺 AND Netta and my Twitter wives. .

That moment your SIL sends you a message saying she's jealous of you because you are further along in potty training your kid but they started months earlier.

In 1 week, I will get to see my family again. I haven't seen them in 2 years. Covid caused the borders to close last year. I get to be with my family for my 40th birthday. Best. Present. EVER!

I am turning 40 tomorrow. Covid has stopped me from seeing my family yet again. I also have no car so I can't go anywhere or do anything. All my friends are working. The only party I am going to have is a pitty party. I don't even have any alcohol.

I'm not much of a party planner for my kids birthday. Well Sunday is my youngests 3rd birthday. I have organised a party, and guess who is sick. So now I have to cancel. Probably a good thing, I can't remember where I put the decorations!!

What are your magic tips for croup!?

My baby turned 3!!! She has now started daycare. All my kids are at school/daycare. Freedom!!! (I miss them so much!)

I laughed so hard I nearly peed myself. I hit my coffee on the edge of the table. Everyone wore it.

16 yos name is currently poopoo face...

I just got a email from Twitter telling me to "slide that tweet into a DM"...

I FINALLY MADE IT TO PERTH!!! I AM SPENDING XMAS IN QUARANTINE BUT 29TH IM OUT SPENDING IT WITH MY PARENTS!!! HAVENT SEEN THEM FOR 2.5 YEARS! (And they don't know I'm here yet!)