His gay little hands were too sneaky for me...

I don't know! One moment they were on, next moment I'm naked and Kamui has ny outfit on. x.com/MediocreSummon…

Eat... ass..?

Did you call for me, Jihan?

Hello, Jihan. You... DID say my name, didn't you? All I heard was 'fonse,' so I assumed so...

Are you feeling alright..? Why are you so nervous?

...Thiccfonse. Of course. [off he goes. Not Today. i get my @ is thiccfonsereal but it doesnt mean he agrees with thiccfonse.]

//when u tryna use the bathroom and ur kitten does this

need me a big titty goth gf

...No. x.com/WithMyFavFour/…

Don't Fall!!!!!!!

You Heard Me. x.com/WingsOfTheSwor…

if only kagero was goth :/

//GOD ALL OF ALFONSE'S VOICE LINES MAKE HIM SOUND SO AWKWARD AND I LOVE IT

"I suddenly have to go." x.com/NinjaTradition…

"Er-- I'd tell you what I meant by that, but I'd rather not get on your bad side, aheh..!" x.com/NinjaTradition…

"...Weeell, earlier I said 'need me a big titty goth gf'... and then, well, you heard what I said! ...Don'tkillmetoohard." x.com/NinjaTradition…

Are you goth x.com/herbladeniu/st…

You Fit The Criteria x.com/herbladeniu/st…

what if easter alfonse is just really tiny and its a regular sized spoon