Sorry to reveal so many corners of my psyche in front of u twin

So cool how everything is ungodly expensive and a few people own the majority of wealth, so so so cool

Choosing one lucky follower to be my wife

Dua Lipa is on vacation on some boat 100% of the time, I respect it

Exactly 28 years ago, this acoustic version of Stand by Me was broadcast, one day before the release of Be Here Now.

The only “hot honey” I want to talk about is my freakin wife!

Your ass is grass and I’m a cow.

shithole country

It’s Friday fuckers, everyone leave their jobs early rn

hay puertas que se abren pero no tienen que quedarse abiertas para siempre, tampoco cerradas.

Logging my nut video on Letterboxd

I feel like the only person on earth right now

Shoutout those older women that work at Target that are so kind and angels on earth

This bozo and his gov should be in prison for the rest of their lives. Once again trying to gaslight and push the hostage narrative as a slight justification of constant war crimes. When there's a bank robber with hostages, do you blow up the entire bank including children?

Seeing an apartment for a friend in NYC