Well dinner was nice tonight, my favourite shit on toast.

Are you related to Duke Nukem?

Power and Chaos, long live Zues.

I woke up this morning and demanded breakfeast in bed, my children would not do this for me so I ate them instead.

Is that a goat in your pocket?

I can't believe it's not butter.

The day it rained If it doesn't rain it pours. Chemical rain drops. Acid rain. Misty rain. Hazy rain. Wet rain. Mmm chocolate rain drops.

#snake #python #reptile #Australia #wildlife instagram.com/p/Yo9DW2SOxP/

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