if I were Paris Jackson I’d post my 23andme results on Instagram for the drama

i will kiss thy lips haply some panera lemonade that kills you yet doth hang on them

fish probably love being made into a soup... "brings me back" type shit

selecting “ze/zir” as my grandma’s pronouns on the form at her doctor’s appointment so hard that i shatter the tablet into a thousand pieces

cool… so, this barbershop is just doxxing my girlfriend with two pictures of her and her full legal name on the front of their store…

Many of the “AI” interventions mentioned here are the equivalent of paying for a gym that has machines that lift weights for you. I don’t mean it’s sort of like that, I mean, in educational contexts, it’s the exact same logic. It’s absurd in its face. I feel like I’m going insane

Hate when your browser asks if you want to save a password that you entered wrong. Read the room.

not really

the embroidery machine at work malfunctioned and made this Linus Dissociation patch

they got my childhood bullies on the medication that makes you kind

Incredibly cool work, made me insanely nostalgic! also what the hell was going on here

i dont know! i dont know!

trying to discuss anything on this site be like

at least i'm not A stupid peach of shit

sad to hear. crab fishing has brought me and my wife closer than ever

grilling some frogs😋