This Tuesday sure feels like a Monday. Thanks Obama. Merica.

Wore a camo tee today, got counted absent in all my classes

Never Forget.

The average golfer walks 900 miles and drinks 20 gallons of alcohol a year. So golfers get 45 miles per gallon

@FritzJessie you look ugly in boots

Who puts a needle in a stack of hay?

As I sat in my backyard relaxing by the fire, a fight suddenly broke out between me and some pets I never knew we had, an army of opossoms!

Two things inthis world that completely freak me out: raccoons and opossoms

I wonder if jimmy ever gets tired of cracking corn? Oh well, I don't care

What is going on in Washington?

dad gum

I tell you what, JR got game #gobigblue

Prediction: UK will lead the nation in free throw attempts this season

UK will also lead the nation in number of free throws missed

No one ever knows what Hannah Paige is thinking, she always keeps her opinion to her herself #sarcasm

Nothin butters my biscuit quite like Ricky Skaggs and the Kentucky Thunder

Feed the beast. #randle

More referee involvement. U guys are not the stars