FAU Issues Warning to Watch Out for That One Spider thehootfau.com/fau-issues-war…

FAU Blames High Out-Of-State Tuition On Zodiac Sign: “I Can’t Help It, I’m A Virgo” thehootfau.com/fau-blames-hig…

FAU, After Boasting Its Close Proximity To Beach And Nightlife To Attract Students, Claims Canceling Spring Break Did Wonders For COVID-19 Rates thehootfau.com/fau-after-boas…

How These Florida Universities Would React to Being Asked Their Pronouns thehootfau.com/how-these-flor…

A Short History of FAU Blood Sacrifice thehootfau.com/a-short-histor…

Dark Past Explained: Nova Southeastern Reveals Its Name Was Chosen So Nobody Knows It’s A Florida School thehootfau.com/dark-past-expl…

President Kelly’s Sextape From ’84 Leaked Online thehootfau.com/president-kell…

An Open Letter From The Dirty Laundry In Your Chair thehootfau.com/an-open-letter…

FAU Sends Parking Tickets To Students Living At Home To Mimic Campus Life thehootfau.com/fau-sends-park…

Local Former Gifted Kid Accepts Invitation To Honors Society Just To Feel Something thehootfau.com/local-former-g…

Student Unsure How To Cite Ouija Board In MLA thehootfau.com/student-unsure…

FAU Wimberly Library Set To Renovate 5th Floor Into An Indoor Trampoline Park thehootfau.com/fau-wimberly-l…

Pres. Kelly Promoted To The Board Of Trustees’ Best Owl Boi thehootfau.com/pres-kelly-pro…

New Mask Mandate: Everyone Required To Wear Face Coverings Except Your Hot TA thehootfau.com/new-mask-manda…

Top 7 Ways To Avoid That Tinder Match You Accidentally Ghosted thehootfau.com/top-7-ways-to-…

Forensics Student A Little Too Into Coursework thehootfau.com/forensics-stud…

Peeping Tom Disguised As Iguana Caught In IVA Student’s Bathroom thehootfau.com/peeping-tom-di…

Victorian Literature Professor Wishes It Was Like The Good Ol’ Days thehootfau.com/victorian-lite…

Breaking: FAU To Begin Holding Tailgates After Football Games To Encourage Game Attendance thehootfau.com/breaking-fau-t…

Ghost Of Famed FAU Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger Spotted Shitting On Howard Schnellenberger Field thehootfau.com/ghost-of-famed…