Men should always remember that if you dress modestly, limit your ambitions, and learn how to submit, a good woman will marry you and make your life complete.

The Palm Beach Post, Florida, November 30, 1942

my dad telling me woke dad jokes

the censoring of his name lmao

trump: I’m making the hunger games real obama: i enjoyed this song about lesbian sex this year

Bro the economy used to be so decent ppl thought u might be gay if u had a roommate

My biggest flex right now is I got yesterday's Wordle in three guesses.

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

Cartoon characters always wait until Christmas Eve to prepare for the holiday.

Japan has a new stationmaster cat. The Wakayama Electric Railway Kishigawa Line is famous for its feline stationmasters. A new cat, Rokutama, has been appointed trainee stationmaster of 2 stations. Other cats received promotions. This is serious stuff.

Why is this so true??

I AM NOT "UNEMPLOYED" I AM JUST IN-BETWEEN QUESTS RIGHT NOW OKAY? LET ME CRASH BY THY HEARTH JUST FOR A TENDAY PRITHEE

i have bad news for everyone who ever told me “you will get more conservative as you get older”

If you can’t You don’t handle me deserve me at at my worst my other worst

Dear Gov. Bill Lee , I write politely to remind you that it is your duty, as an American leader, elected by the people of Tennessee, to protect us in times of need. It has become clear that Nashville Electric Service cannot handle the load. Please deploy Tenn. National Guard Fox News People are dying.🙏🏼

You left out the part where you denied help from union linemen because you won’t pay union wages. People are dying every day. You should be held accountable for every cold related death. Why have you not asked Gov. Bill Lee to deploy the national guard? Shame on your Monopoly.