Chapter 12 The day I drove a train. I’d been prime minister for nearly three weeks when I realised , I hadn’t done a photo op wearing Hi-Vis clothing. I left Kwasi alone with his abacus and excitedly headed off. I will be excellent as ever at this, I said to myself

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Ed Balls.

Flash backs

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That was a first for me today. Delayed due to train going opposite way being raided.

Look at this idiot clearly they’re still on the crossing but proceeds forwards then tries to make out they’re in wrong. Would be the first to whine if a car did that.

This is just magical.

So the Tory gaslighting has begun in earnest.

Verbatim announcement on my train to Manchester: “Sorry for the bovine incursion. We’ve got one brown one and one white one….The brown one is staring down the train in a game of chicken. I’ll let you know as soon as we get them cleared or if they start working for network rail”

Footage from the train 🐮 🐮

Watching the right melt down today is hilarious.

Heidi in her profile says she’s a critical thinker. So critical she can’t even get the basics right. Anyways congratulations to Mick Lynch on transferring to ASLEF and getting voted in to the top job 🤣🤣. ASLEF RMT

Imagine being so embarrassed because you’ve ben proved wrong you tweet this. Cry harder.

What kind of coward posts a blatant lie then locks comments? Greg Smith MP you don’t get to lie with impunity.

Next week did you know water is wet?

Thought I’d give blue sky ago. bsky.app/profile/thedri…

That was not the way I had envisioned ending work early this evening.

All the Gammon commenting.