Uber in 2017 was different man they used to let you rub on the drivers cock through his pants 😭

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Teaching my coworker how to cast eldritch blast

Mahomes scanning the field, which violent criminal getting the ball

My fattest opinion is that I love thanksgiving

I’d call them yummy

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It's sunny and 75 It feels so good to be alive

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It’s cold but when the sun hits you you can be warm

Respect aggron

This is how it always is

When I was like 5 I thought biz markie and Tracie Morgan were the same person

My grandpa probably killed hella people in Vietnam

They’re passing off Bartlett pears as Bosc pears Fox News

Is mischief night really only a Jersey thing?

When you’ve been around at work long enough and realize ur becoming an old head. It’s a crazy thing to see happening

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