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Something I do is mute a guys texts if he isn’t responding and then I constantly check if he responded yes I am very annoying

trying to find the g spot of the automatic sink when I just want to clean my hands

Omg I wonder if anyone saw my ass pic and clicked “not interested”

Ohhhhhh my bad I thought wanting to get to know me meant you wanted to get to know me

It’s a hot girl walk bc I bounce my boobs as much as I can

Never let them dim ur light kings please have a mustache

Is it too early (idc) onlyfans.com/c0conuthead

Me removing the ladder from my sims pool

babe what’s wrong you stopped liking all my tweets was it something i said

I was paying for my oil change the guy mentioned how the weather is chilly and I said “I know this is my first time wearing clothes this summer” I meant pants

Went to my notes app it was open to the paragraph I sent him the other night I will be burning my phone

Being on delivered for 24 hours is actually very fun and also really cool

Anywayyyy

Who up staring into the abyss

you could not pay me to give a shit about declining birth rates

I compliment a mustache and get told to sit on it, what ever happened to THANK YOU??? but anyway I will take a seat

I hate dreaming about a man bc I wake up and have a crush on him

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