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Rosie Jones is one of the Taskmaster all time greats.

Rachel Reeves says that people can't rely on trains arriving. Surely she means departing as non arriving trains means they've disappeared somewhere on route

Mary Whitehouse would be turning in her grave. I had the TV on BBC1 and was listening in another room and all I could hear was the sounds of millions of people being fucked

I'm not a fan of David Lammy but why should he apologise for what he tweeted so long ago. If he'd lied, then yes he should.

Why don't Lineker and Welby swap jobs. Welby has experience working in a company that turns a blind eye to child abuse and Lineker likes to pontificate

Stay and face all the hate... You are aware there's only 24 hours in a day!!

Philip Cowley I mean Laurence Fox did once play a Nazi Officer.... But I imagine costume were delighted they didnt need to spend their budget

I knew you couldn't trust Charles III @royal

#ManchesterCity Vs #Salford - good chance of an upset there... ... Especially if Salford aren't having a good day.

Watching the Royal Variety and have to say the cast of Oliver! don't look very diverse.

Isn't it weird that #BillyJoel doesn't own property in Los Angeles...

I deserve one for all the times I have to go round your dough delivery lorry in town because they don't understand the concept of zigzag lines at a zebra crossing (or blind corners)

Idea for Department of Government Efficiency - printing ink costs. Printing a lower case e uses less ink than an a so you could change the title of that song that accompanies the president to "Heil to the Chief" - Elon won't mind

It's a sad indictment of our country that it takes a campaign by Just Eat UK to make us aware of the early stages of coercive and gaslighting behaviour in the gay beaver/otter relationship scene...

Why doesn't Greenland declare independence and seek to annex the USA as its second state? Donald J. Trump Elon Musk

🚨BREAKING : Donald J. Trump has announced a $0.01 tariff on every X post that is factual. Elon Musk has put a nickel aside to cover his future lifetime bill

There is no-one alive under the age of 40 who has known anything other than an old firm team being Scottish champions #spl #celtic #rangers

Special shoutout to Buckinghamshire Council and Oxfordshire County Council who returned just 3.1% and 1.45% Reform UK councillors. Nowhere else that voted on Thursday was below 10% - just goes to show there's a small island of sanity in this country of ours!

Steve Harley is looking for a new guitarist to join him and Cockney Rebel. He has asked Nigel Farage MP to host the show. It's going to be called Nigel Farage's Bassist Hunt...