love to see it.

real af, nobody wanted this😭

the proper way to use an empty tube of wrapping paper

Santa deniers seeing no cookies, but five rather large cookie crumbs leftover on the plate when they wake up tmrw

Someone wished me Merry Chrysler, but I didn’t have the heart to tell them I celebrate Toyotathon, so I just said Happy Honda Days.

merry christmas, my dudes!🎅🏾🎄🍻

had to give em the christmas business.🎅🏾🏓

there are many things I don’t like about AI, but I hold out hope that one day a sufficiently advanced system will be able to recognize my hand under the automatic soap dispenser in the airport

they tried to convince you the nigga who didn't want a talking bee living in his house and flirting with his girlfriend was overreacting

Happy new year everyone. do more cool shit with your friends in 2026, its good for the soul x

it’s niggas linking up that never linked before

mariners and seahawks both with a first round bye in the same year. idk how to act. #pnwball

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Nothing more performative than a bus stopping before railroad tracks to open the door and listen for a train. We get it man

my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg

SHAHEED!!!!😤😤😤

BELT. TO. ASS. #hawks

#FridayFeeling