Come as you are nikuli Lesa. Kuli ine kwisa nama manners.

When God heals you this time, don't run back to what destroyed you

Places you should avoid as a Christian.

If your odds today is below 200 odds, I’ll just assume you’re not serious with your life

.Land Rover Discovery I am expecting unrealistic huge funds of money today, please keep the Defender military green color shipped and ready for me tomorrow.

These betting tweets today are frying me🤣

Me adding another betslip coz I’ve remembered I have to go to Zanzibar too

Tonight’s timeline will be one of the funniest in a long time 😂 

Do this every morning!!!

If we’re ever on a queue and you tell me,”Please,I’m behind you”,I’m guarding it with everything

Ghana and Zambia have granted visa free access to citizens of both countries.

Facebook is for idiots, someone will post “You will be richer than Elon Musk this week” and they will comment “Amen”

Teacher: What's 9 minus 10 ? Me in P. 3: Impossibleeeeee !!! Teacher: What do we do ? Me : We borrrrrooooow !!!

will the beef come with mustard tho??

Guys I’m selling this neat Honda fit at a give away price of k80,000 slightly neg. I’m the direct owner If interested DM/call/whatsapp 0972694495

forgive our trespasses and lead us into $100m oh lord.