The hipster journey is almost complete: >born in the 80s >grow up comfortable in the suburbs >don't have to fight or struggle >somehow feel unfulfilled like you're missing out >romanticize the cities your parents abandoned >resent the safe suburban life >dream about being an

The Art of Noticing

learning about radio waves makes me feel schizophrenic

You need to be side quest maxxing. Get your pilots license. Get scuba certified. Go sky diving. Get your coastal cruising certificate. Become a sommelier. Get every niche / pointless certificate & license you can.

before kids, i would have been thrilled. but i do believe that my kids are the way they are because of the exact timing of circumstances when they were conceived. i wouldn’t risk changing their exact existence, as it is, for anything.

When you know why he went to the 33rd floor but you don't know how to tell people.

The book of Revelation is a chiasm 🤯

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza...11 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it. This year I celebrated my 37th birthday. I feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I've grown into a completely

A once-in-a-lifetime shot — the moon perfectly framed by a rainbow. Caught at just the right time. 🌈 🌕

mad that i have to return this cute cute book to the library tomorrow!!

Paul My favorite Pocahontas song is "Savages," a rousing number about how cultural differences can lead to hate and violence. The specific cultural difference of course being the Indian's desire to bash John Smith's head in with a stick and the English's desire for them to not do that

If you’re the third or fourth son in your family and you’re complaining about women and traditional family values know that traditionally you should be in a monastery.

The Halfway Post

Adam Geringer Commie? Worse Nazi? Worse Alright wtf r u? I want to increase minimum wage because I think it kills jobs and I want to crush the lower classes ability to work so they hopefully go extinct. Im pro abortion so lefties and whores go extinct and to keep certain minority populations

My most boomer trait is I find the detailed discussion of your marital sex life on the internet/in a public podcast to always be in poor taste.

Every person reading this was once the size of a poppy seed, and your life was still worth protecting then as it is now.

if i had 7 girls i would name them dorothy remy faina sonia lana tiana and doris

Not to be twee, but sometimes I look around my extremely normal house and think about how good I have it, historically speaking A king’s ransom of spices in my kitchen. I flush my toilet with potable water. A machine washes my clothes for me. Kinda nuts!

Hannah Cox Sincerely poor thing. Chivalry has been ruined in society by two thing, at least: 1: lack of male role models who teach the interpersonal roles between a man and a woman in a respectable basic platonic level - regardless of personal or professional relationship. 2: toxic