Hi MTN SA Service MTN South Africa is there a competition scam currently going around? Do you have any more details? Thanks

One of my rememberings: When I’m at a table with people who have more privilege than I do, Speak Up. When I’m at a table with people who have less privilege than I do, Listen Up.

Hi Curves I’m trying to get some info about your memberships but the lady I am dealing with isn’t very forthcoming with any info - who can help me?

entrepreneurship / freelancing is so wildly glorified, now more than ever with social media in reality it’s just crippling amounts of imposter syndrome, never knowing what the fuck you’re doing, an endless series of burnout and wild spurts of creativity / ambition twice a month

Amazing. First #1 happens, then #2.

adult books: • sad middle-aged professors having affairs kids’ books: • girls with no heads • moms with black button eyes • witches who turn kids into mice so that their parents will kill them

“I hope this email finds you lying in the middle of a sunny field using a sheep for a pillow, eating a tray full of cheeses and apples whilst reading a book and falling asleep to the merry, tinkling laugh of your lover”

So society’s *real* key workers have just been revealed. Not the bankers. Not the traders. Not the elite hedge fund managers. It’s the nurses. The doctors. The delivery drivers. The carers. The porters. The teachers. The shelf stackers. The check out staff. #COVID19

My dudes. My friends. I know jogging is important. But in the lockdown may I suggest: 1. Star jumps 2. Skipping 3. Shadow boxing 4. Doing some reading to inform yourself of the gravity of this situation and the fact that the cost of millions of lives are at stake. 5. Planking

cyril for the last two weeks: [chats to experts, gets information and advice from china, studies graphs, looks at numbers, has people in his ear every single day discussing what's best for SA] lockdown is extended matthew from twitter who listened to a podcast: wrong decision

YOU magazine’s social media person is absolutely over it

Good. Save it for December when the White Walkers come for us in the 2020 season finale

Beyoncé really invented quarantine and tiktok x.com/beyclassic/sta…

My Kreepy Krauly Teacher 😂

I would like to know who at the White House watched this and said “yes, that’s great, he caught the virus to lead, this is a winning message, post it.”

Omg again.

oh Cape Town.

You know Elf on the Shelf, but do you know

Hello friendly PSA to tell you all Woolworths SA dash is far inferior to Checkers always late with no communication. Reverting back to Checkers for sure!

People from overseas will watch this overseas and think What the fuck is penis cream?