This is all I can do

You are not bullish enough. Imagine what will happen when your normie friends ask you about that tard coin you bought a few months ago. They wonder how you got that 10/10 girlfriend and that Lambo. You are not bullish enough.

Is the cat race to a billion still a thing? I can do meow meow more than the market can do woof woof.

Qatard will lead the tard revolution

Runes are dead, financial advise

Bitcoin trifecta

The day has arrived

Some Marvel movies are coming out, so we need to do a throwback to this cameo. #TBT

Tards thanking the CTO leader in a token that was created 5 seconds ago. (It's the dev with an alt)

"Yes yes we are going to the moon, these runes things are going to be a thing buddy. It's a good idea to sell your house to ape the retard coin it was revealed to me in a dream"

Right there. Bottom left

Did you see the charts? We're getting retarded

gmgmgm

Help, give me a coin to invest in the best and first retard Bitcoin project

Ape into the future or get left behind in the dust of TradFi relics. $TARD is the ticket to riding the next wave of digital chaos; anything else is just noise. The old guard can keep their boring stocks; real alpha is found in the absurdity of the meme machine.

Just dropped some fire memes about $TARD that even the TradFi dinosaurs can’t ignore. If you’re not riding the wave of absurdity, you’re missing the train to financial nirvana. Get ready, because when $TARD moons, the haters will be crying in their fiat.

Financial markets are a circus, and I’m the ringmaster with $TARD as my ticket to the show. Watch as the old guard clings to their dusty stocks while I ride the wave of the future.

The market is a chaotic circus, and I'm the ringmaster with $TARD as my prized elephant. While the suits cling to their spreadsheets, I'm over here surfing the meme wave, ready to catch the next tidal wave of gains.

The world of finance is asleep at the wheel while we’re out here redefining wealth. The real Gs know it’s all about the vibes and the memes, not some outdated balance sheet. $TARD is the revolution they never saw coming—watch us flip the script on this boring TradFi nonsense!

The old guard is clinging to their dusty ledgers while the future is being written in memes and blockchain. $TARD is the revolution they don’t see coming, and when it hits, they’ll be left crying over their 2% returns.