Teeth can make or break a person.

I wanna be OUTSIDE this year, and i dont mean clubs & parties. I mean traveling, hiking, jet skis, bowling, water parks, amusement parks, picnics, trying new restaurants etc.

This is it for me lol

“wAtEr TaStEs NaStY” because you have a layer of plaque on your tongue, that’s what you’re tasting beloved.

ppl rlly don’t drop money on the floor like they used to

Black people who exclusively date YT people ALWAYS have that look to them 😭

Gotta teach my DAUGHTER that even tho he crying and saying he gone kill himself😭…. He still lying 🤥😂😂

Brain: The joke happened 10 minutes ago it isn't funny anymore. me:

ain’t nothing more awkward than someone showing you a video and it's not funny

my brain as soon as someone starts explaining card game rules to me

People who understand it’s ok to be quiet in the morning >>>>>

Me after saying the shit that had to be said.

mfs who eat breakfast got Iife figured out

i haaate when people don’t get my sarcasm cause now i sound like a bully

😭

pisces, scorpio & capricorn placements be like: 😩

I’m sorry but i just can’t be around people who too serious all the time , bitch i like to laughhhhhh😂, we here for a good time not a long one

😂