Wish I could speak well…

Wish I would smile more.

What is that strange yellow thing in the sky??

Petition to @OxLanguages to make “parallely” a valid entry as this would make life much easier for everybody.

Watching a comet pass by.

Cannot make this up. I’m turning pages of one of my mom’s childhood books that sat on my shelf for my whole life but I never read. Turns out, somebody wrote about me. Literally word for word. 2 decades before I was born.

This is your bi-quarterly reminder that WhatsApp is a shitfaced cockmaster, and that I cannot believe I was condemned to exist in the same sliver of humankind as it.

FUCK YOU Deutsche Bahn Personenverkehr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where the fuck is my Nobel peace prize for still pretending to be normal and not going on a rampage The Nobel Prize

Oh 3I/ATLAS, just take me with you

Fuck David

god it hurts so much

Through the darkest days Neil deGrasse Tyson and Chuck Nice kept me company

All the time I’m grateful all the time I’m sexy and I’m kind I’m pretty when I cry

I want to work in a factory. A biscuit making factory.

How is Arjun Tendulkar that tall dude Sachin Tendulkar?

Hi Polizei Frankfurt, ist so was gestattet? Stehen überall in der Europaallee.

Winter time → summer time Sommerzeit 🌞

Man Nanoleaf you’re the most frustrating fucking shit to set up! How is it 2026 and I can use only a 2.4 GHz connection for your crap to even turn up ffs!!!