*to the tune of "My Gym Partner's a Monkey"* Gen Z Boss and a Mini

Gen Z prayer be like, in the name of Speed, MrBeast, and the holy ragebaiters 🤲😂

Rightoids love saying the dumbest shit and then get upset when everyone then takes their frameworks to their logical conclusions

little late for the security detail on Lincoln

Ben Stiller You have a conflict of interest here

oh okay i wasn't sure

Why is he giving you backshots

Saying "The way of the samurai is found in death" whenever someone tries to break up with me

Was just subjected to a Golden Lovers stan coalpost in 2025

Bill Clinton: I did not have le sexytime with Derpina

protip for novice internet users: sometimes when another user posts about "[x] FC" they are not referring to an existing football club. keep this in mind when engaging in the marketplace of ideas

posting a newsmax article to announce your sons death is really weird

jack donaghy moment

50,000 words in and they're finally holding hands

Can't believe New Japan Pro-Wrestling is dead now. Died, RIP 1972-2025, no more shows. We'll be hearing from Simon Inoki on ESPN soon.

When your favorite team Parents FC split and you have to choose between Mom United and Dad Athletic

beautiful. youtube.com/watch?v=hlVBg7…