Me at 2:57am watching my team lose 0-3 to Chesterfield in the cup

New lyrics just dropped

I put Van Morrison into a Chinese translator and I feel like I'm going insane

Merry Christmas to Santa I guess

Aiming for the John Lewis ad next Christmas 🤣 #EFLoveactually

Luke Humphries dating Machamp is the biggest surprise of 2024 so far

Not believing anything from this journo until he gives me my toilet back!

Not got an absolute clue how to win a football match, absolutely fucking shite as always #colu

Swapping Grant Hanley for Ryan Porteous is like changing your shirt when you’ve shat your trousers.

You killed the man, but not the idea.

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help find missing 23 Year old #jackosullivan last seen in Bristol please call 116 000 with any information and help his family out #missing

Done my vote👍 #ColU #ColchesterUnited

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Fucking hell look how big he is

“Jhon Duran, you are 40 yards from goal. May I suggest ‘take a touch’? You have entered ‘POWER DRIVE’”

Ready for the trick or treaters 🎃👻