Alternate universe where Palpatine dies because a random Clone Trooper with a rocket launcher forgot what backblast is

It is funny to me that Democrats have been obsessed with “winning the white male vote” since Trump won again and the second a socialist is winning that demographic they're bringing back 2020 Bernie bro discourse

Sometimes my cinema plays trailers for movies released in 2022 randomly. So I'm hit with:

It's so funny to me that people make the Jurassic movies out as this negatively massive big deal, when there's like one release every 3-4 years and is in the public spotlight for maybe a month lol Oh boo, people wanna see dinosaurs on a big screen. The absolute horror

is The Unknown gonna make an appearance

If Zohran wins we gotta celebrate, but please don’t think that the election is over. Cuomo will run as an independent, Eric Adams already is, and those two wicked fools will run the most despicable campaigns against Zohran.

It’s almost as if people WANT progressive candidates omg

The New York Times, the Daily News, and the New York Post all penned ink against my brother. They may soon have to address him as “Mr. Mayor” and I will relish every second of it.

When I canvassed for Zohran a couple weeks ago in Bushwick an old Puerto Rican guy answered the door. I tried to tell him about Zohran in broken Spanish and he saw my flyer. “Oh that guy? He came here.”

I can't think of a clearer signal that aging establishment Democrats are weighing down the party and should retire to make room for new blood immediately

zohran won for a lot of reasons but one reason I won’t let people forget is that it’s because he’s a socialist. socialism is GOOD POLITICS.

Zohran did this

They kicked David Hogg out of the DNC for saying we need to primary the old people

The last time I saw Twitter so happy is when the president got a disease

Erica🦕 Scarlett loves the Mosasaurus #JurassicWorldRebirth #JurassicWorld

congrats new yawk

Brooklynn with the power of the smash cut:

i love Character design

Uploading a Jurassic World gif every day until I forget. #Davi #JWCT #ChaosTheory #JurassicJune #PrideMonth

Me attempting woo my girlfriend as she remains unimpressed by my charms despite having my trusty duck friend with me.