I’ve also never had Gioia’s 😬 but my “one STL thing” is that I’ve never had a St. Paul sandwich. (And tbh, probably never will.)

If anyone here thinks Wesley Bell has done a good job so far, I sure as fuck haven’t met them. Primary tf outta that man.

Sorry but I just love this dude more the more I learn about him.

You can tell the people who didn’t grow up watching Cheers because AYFKM this is THE DREAM.

Oh shit it’s the biblically accurate Chicago, that’s crazy.

Oh damn bitch, then maybe you just shouldn’t have done that, huh? 🙄😑

Women’ll just marry anyone, huh

LOL because capitalism’s garbage, go read a fucking book. 🙄

A very sweet man (and his adorable wife!) came into my work today & I complimented his sparkly blue nail polish & he lit up, did a little spirit fingers move & told me “we just got them done!” Bless that guy wherever he is. 🥹💙

Yeah so I’m gonna go out on a limb here & say that the kids at that flooded camp didn’t vote for either. Because they’re literal fucking children, you ghoul.

This is like verbatim a line from Garden State that got quoted for years after it came out but ok.

I came for the Hercule Purrot posts but I stayed bc Laura is a lovely, bright, talented person & I know I don’t really know her but I’m so proud of her & seeing her author journey has really warmed my heart. She deserves all the success.

Well most of them are barely-literate dumbfucks or grifters so “use” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here tbh. They’re not reading any version of it.

God I wish I could rock a hat because I fucking love this. 10/10 no notes.

You ever see a tweet & think, “damn baby get you some therapy for those codependency issues”? Well now you have.

YES DUH IS THIS NOT JUST COMMON SENSE?! 😳😬🫠

This is so sweet & thoughtful & cool. I would bawl if a friend made this for me. 🥹

I mean it was also pretty fucking clear before all those dumbfucks voted him into the cabinet but 🙄🤷🏻‍♀️ whatthefuckever.