I'm not saying JD Vance killed Pope Francis. But I'm also not saying he didn't. Two things we know: 1. Vance had never met the Pope before 2. The Pope had never died before Coincidence? Cause and effect? YOU DECIDE.

He’d been feeling quite under the weather But the doctors thought he was much better Ten minutes of rants From the imbecile Vance And the Pope could not be any deader

Hey conservative Catholics, you good with this? Pope Dope I

Who do you think was higher while they were flinging diapers at each other today - Elon K-cup Musk, or D'Adderall Don?

Tell me this. Why does an ex-prostitute need a ballroom? She ain't been ballin' since she got him to knock her up, what, 19 years ago? 20?

Texas Democrats should allow themselves to be arrested and carted off to jail. Fight.

I'm sure the MAGAts are delighted and proud that the entire MAGA government they voted in is now consumed with covering up the head guy's deep, lasting involvement with the most notorious sex criminal and predator of the last 20 years. Great job, MAGAts!!! Woo-hoo!

"Vaccine skepticism" is Darwin's way of reducing the population of republicans.

If you take the "use" out of "Opera House," all that's left is Opera Ho

Four score and seven years ago, I tried to warn you guys not to elect some pisher game-show host from Queens but did you listen? No. And now here we are. This guy makes my wife Mary look like the Duchess of Calm Reason.

I wonder what would happen if EVERY Democratic leader and media person began tweeting in the style of the orange menace, a la Newsom. Imagine all the left-leaning accounts suddenly speaking the ALL CAPS LANGUAGE OF DRIVEL!!! Would djt have to abandon his tweeting?

It's adorable they've given their concentration camps cute nicknames like "Alligator Alcatraz" and "Cornhusker Clink" but it would be more accurate to call them "Buchenwald" and "Auschwitz." Those started out as immigrant-detention camps, too.

MAYBE IF WE ALL (THE SMART ONES!) START POSTING IN DONALDESE, OLD ORANGEFACE WILL GIVE IT UP AND DISCOVER HIS CAPS LOCK KEY!!! WHY DO LI'L TINY HANDS + MINIONS GET SO UPSET WHEN WE MOCK THEM THIS WAY? BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY ARE RIDICULOUS BUT THEY DON'T WANT THEIR FANS TO KNOW?

Are Democrats planning to let trump take over every Democratic-run city with the military without objecting to any of it? The silence is DEAFENING.

We had a nice dream. Everybody had the same dream. Such a happy, happy dream. A dream to make the whole world want to dance. I, for one, am not ready to give up on my dream. It can happen. It will happen. If not tonight, tomorrow. If not tomorrow, sooner than they think.

Bubble Boy Rubio says trump personally ordered the murder of 11 people in a boat in international waters "to send a message." If you don't think he's sending that message to YOU, you're not paying attention. "We will kill you illegally if you oppose us." Seems pretty clear.

RFK Jr. gives heroin addicts a bad name

Is it true trump is changing the Department of Defense to the Department of Professional Wrestlers

I guess "Department of Wars Fought By People Without Painful Bone Spurs" was too long to fit on the sign

Remember when Jeb Bush weakly begged the crowd to "Please clap?" Trump has his minions order the tennis crowd "Don't boo." WEAK.