Alot of men don’t want a good woman, they want a good dümmy 😭💯

I miss when The Weeknd made dark r&b strïpper music

Mcdonalds will fċk ya order up so bad u get home, check da bag & got subway 😭

I think real men don’t play video games

I gotta stop boiling fabuloso in my good pots dam grits taste like lavender 🤬😭

elon musk sound like the name of a lēsbian deodorant

i’m a simple person, you text me something sweet and i reread it five times a day

I have a strict no rekindling policy

bowling? arcade? zoo? stalking ur baby dad? lemme know ima multipurpose friend

when a man u don't like touches you it feels like a roach

imma go help Batman and then go to sleep

Netflix and Hulu got 1 more price raise before I dust off that DVD Player.

Anybody ügly looking for a job I’m trying to open up this haunted house in October

if u used to eat the white honeybuns i cant trust u

First date we going bowling, so i can teach yu how to stay in yo lane 😌

So what were yall büllied for growing up 👀THIS IS A SAFE SPACE

Y’all be having 🉐🈵🈲on ya back whole time it say hibachi benihana teriyaki

Being single with a toxíc ex is like looking for a job with a fëlony

men call women easy but i ain't ever met a man that was hard to get with

another year of 🥷🏽 creating their dream boyfriends on 2k