Yelling at my kids to be quiet while I try to listen to a podcast about saving the West and tweeting about how evil and child-hating libs are

If it doesn’t cost you it’s not building😅

Made a granny square today. No tutorial, no pattern. Just did it. Big day for me and my grandma hobby 🫡

Craving a good memoir. What’s your favorite?

Happy Day One of the Bible Reading Challenge - between today and the end of May we will read the entire Bible! It’s incredibly doable so there’s no reason not to. You have the time - use it for this! You can find the plan here: biblereading.christkirk.com/?fbclid=IwVERD…

3 weeks postpartum & I cleared myself for exercise, thanks As you can see I was very cautious and sensible 😆

If you wanna know how from-the-desert we are, my almost 3 yr old just asked me, “What’s a sock?”

Except studies actually looking DIRECTLY at human safety have demonstrated no negative effects... Including this meta-analysis of over 26,000 people with studies as long as >10 years. pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11…

Granite Mtn. “The Jessica Chastain meme is already overdone and the show doesn't even come out for a month.”

9am and also 9pm with a newborn

They’re saying moms are humans that need a break sometimes

real 😆

My almost 10 year old article on Jen Hatmaker. Think it holds up, or…? 😆 sheologians.com/redefining-wor…

That’ll preach

Men still overwhelmingly dress like this, they’re just 30% body fat so it doesn’t look cool 🤷🏼‍♀️

all I have left in me is to cling to the hope that God has good plans for us

“I just put my baby in a carrier and then I get so much done” Lies. Lying lies. Liars. No you don’t

if I owned a cafe, I would have this picture as a guide for how much cream/milk customers want in their coffee. like ok and now select which color coffee you’d like.. guinea pig number 6 ok

Needing my wife to find the thing right in front of me in the refrigerator