idgaf if u transgender just smoke mid window

my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore

Me and the chef when the pancake goes to one (1) minion and not my tank

Nobody bools anymore. In high school everyone was booling

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed you pretty much enter God Mode

"Everything that needs to be said has already been said. But since no one was listening, everything must be said again." — André Gide

went from crying my first three games of valorant to making 7 kills. we do get better

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem

My New year resolutions : - Fix everything ever - Do everything - Become the love I wish to see in the world

a rare sun candle caused by sunlight reflecting off countless tiny, flat ice crystals in the atmosphere

problematic body temperature gap relationship

I think the universe is a hopeless romantic and I can prove it

rain on the sea

everybody these days is so scared to get a little corny. IT’S TIME TO GET ON THE COB!!!!!!!

This is what a house should look like, not those cold looking offices 😭

Aaaaand the glock is in my rari isn’t it

i need to start taking after my grandma and carry a book with me everywhere i go so i stop pulling out my phone

With great dilly comes great dally.