i b in my head fightin 4 my life

you want me to go to the toilet. The thing that killed Elvis

Real talk my favorite part of this is putting down the models, the weather balloon data, the radar....and just sitting in the dark room with the kiddos huddled together in PJs staring silently at the back yard as it turns white. No words necessary. Just soaking it in. ^al

i am funny and cool and i can do anything i set my mind to and i can do it on my own

xx

I b eating tf out of oatmeal like a 19th century peasant

this is still the most powerful covid tweet

Coworker’s ex just found out they are pregnant w yung gravy’s baby

Without attention I will die and that’s on you

Swearing an oath that today is the ugliest I will ever look in my life

Sorry I’ve Been MIA. Been having Personal Problems

Out here vibing in the shower to Inc by Dori Valentine really thriving and getting my skin clear fr 🥵

(On occasion) a York Peppermint Patty

me by adam alonso

I posted this when i herd Elon musk was acquiring twitter wishing him all the best i dont think there is anything to be afraid of cheers

Had to write with a pencil today and almost puked everywhere