Do all cobblers have a shoestring budget?

I can confirm that when Tina Turner goes to bed on a warm night she wears simply the vest.

If you're using a vending machine and you haven't got the correct coins simply be the change you want to see.

Just realised that Max Boyce has not been knighted. What the hell's going on? Piers Morgan

The most annoying thing about the new David Attenborough series about plants is the total lack of focus on potatoes.

I used to make a lot of money researching evaporation, but of course that's all dried up now.

REMINDER - If you knock on something, it does have a knock on effect.

Can you spot the hidden pumpkins in the Orangery at Tyntesfield ? Tbh it took me a while to see them.

I saw a mime artist who pretended to be a small rental property. I have to say I thought his performance was a little flat.

I'm thinking of creating a new organisation - like Mensa - for people who aren't quite as intelligent - I've already got the name - Densa.

Is it really appropriate for King Charles to attend the Coronation ? A simpler solution would be for him to look after his grandchildren in California - allowing Meghan to attend with Harry. Why has no one else suggested this ?

If they made Wimbledon Net Zero it would be easier to get the ball back.

My brilliant daughter has released her first tune ! I can only take credit for the photo. youtube.com/watch?v=Fe7li4…

I’m no antiques expert but this looks like the 2024 version of a Faberge egg - superb craftsmanship

Am I the only person to be annoyed that the pizza slice on this sign on a shop in Whitehall is upside down ?

Today I begin my journey to get a worldwide No1 single - please listen and share. youtube.com/watch?v=lB3psm…

My super daughter Lizzie has released her first album. open.spotify.com/album/56Tkyxnf… She goes under the name Blue Clarke. She did all the vocals and music – one song is a cover. Please take a listen. youtube.com/playlist?list=… Cheers, Steve

Last Sunday show from 2-6 today on BBC Radio Bristol - worth a listen if you like weak humour