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Steve Patton

@stevenpatton

A guy in the second stage of his life just trying to figure it out like everybody else. I used to do stuff. Now I do other stuff.

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calendar_today10-04-2009 13:55:06

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Sometimes I think LinkedIn recruiters that are also connected to my CEO are phishing scams by the company to see if I want to leave. Does anyone else think that?

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Events be like: spend $150/person more for VIP! You get access to more food, more drinks, different merch…you still gotta pay for that stuff when you’re in there but the bathrooms are bigger! Fam, if yall don’t INCLUDE this stuff in my pass…

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Hot take: Every shoe that Jordan makes that comes with a sail colored midsole should come with an alternate pair of sail colored laces

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Fam. The logo is a White man with a barrel. The logo is cracker…barrel… Oh. My. Gawd. This is the single most hilarious logo ever created!!!! I’m glad they went back to it!! This is AMAZING!!!!

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Living in Seattle is wild. One minute you’re at the bar talking to a random guy about your appreciation for sneakers. The next minute at the same bar you’re being recruited by the guy who invented the SNKRS app to come work for him.

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The resolution of that screen in the arena showing up on my TV looks better than anything actually projected by TV, does that make sense?