One of the fastest ways to dox yourself as a cryptopleb is to ask "what's the reason for the Bitcoin pump today." Its path to $1m+ is preordained. On any given day it needs no reasons.

this is the most annoying dark pattern of all time

my hero was in a cabal

a full english breakfast is disgusting and i won’t pretend otherwise

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lmao

american hero

"Damn i keep losing money on launchcoin coins at least my fees will go to the flywheel!" Where the fees are going :

No more bags for Evelyn ha until further notice

this is the most bullish piece of news we could ask for besides “flywheel”

i don’t care about epstein. i don’t care about lab leaks. i don’t care about sand the size of new jersey 5000 miles away. just fix the fucking deficit

Pump Fun be like “okay 2 quarters of back to back -25% sequential growth and our average user is insolvent/ on summer break let’s do a high FDV token sale and max extract”

lsat question of the day

this is ridiculously bullish

sport reddits are funnier than twitter

timedotfun

tried out zen because chrome blocked ublock, saw the tabs on the side, switched back to chrome immediately

i sat at the peanut free table

The halls of eternity echo with the cries of those who sold their Bitcoin.