hope my school gives me time off

One of my attendings in residency used to say “EM is a kid’s game” and chuckle while we (residents) ran around and he sat in his chair, sipping his tea. He was one of those older docs that wore those shiny leather loafers with the tassels, knowing he’d never get close enough to

Exhibit B: Show me the movie or television character you wanted to be growing up vs the one you feel like you became.

I would rock this.

“So what do you want to do, doctor?” Me …

Making an H-E-B run. Do I need to pick one up for you? 🥵😆

Two simple steps that will help you get through medical training

I delivered a baby today. 🥹

Said every emergency physician and neurologist who has cared for multiple people under age 40 with devastating strokes caused by vertebral artery dissection from rapid neck manipulation by chiropractors.

Yinz in Pittsburgh. #Steelers #NFL

The Steelers need a new quarterback back. 👀👀

we want a sunday night hbo docuseries where once a week Jason Kelce goes to a team’s tailgate and shares their culture. like anthony bourdain but for pregames.

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

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EM attendings when the presentation lasts longer than 3 minutes.

In the year 1582 something strange happened. Thursday 4th October was followed immediately by Friday 15th October. This is the story of history's 10 missing days...

I’ve never seen us on the good side of this graphic in my life