me: “a nose piercing would be kinda cute” my mum:

Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs BRIDGE

applied, interviewed, hired within 2 days. rt for good luck

Meet Princess K - the girl, aged ten, who performed at Glastonbury with Stormzy...

Help for real now guys

Me after I psipsipsi the cat and it runs away

These fellas are amazing. The terrorist has already killed 2 people, injured others and they chase him down with a whale tusk and a fire extinguisher. He’s wearing a suicide vest which they don’t know is fake. Incredible. True heroes. #LondonBridge x.com/2tweetaboutit/…

why did this get deleted 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

19th century medical writers advised that a woman on her period should avoid any kind of exertion. Corn Flakes inventor John Harvey Kellogg advised that she should spend the duration ‘lounging on the sofa or using her time as she pleases.’

Somebody come get errrrrr she dancinnnn like a streeeeperrrr

as 8pm clap happened across the country, these doctors silently took a knee outside downing street and displayed a sign stating “doctors not martyrs”. it’s reported that over 200 nhs staff have died from coronavirus so far.

Incase you missed it, here’s part of my speech. Have been so incredibly touched by the messages I’ve received and the amount of people we inspired yesterday. Love to everyone and like I said it’s not over but at least it’s beginning 🤎

Chicks who skate >>>>

here we fucking go again

Fuck off

midsommar isn’t even that scary. If I was on vacation and everyone was obsessed with me I wouldn’t care who got burnt in a barn.

life with astigmatism is more romantic because every light is a twinkle light