I've been team Djed since day one, and not gonna lie, it didn't look good at times. I deserved this.

This was even funnier than I thought it could be

Suddenly become very fond of Erling Haaland

It’s true

Spurs have played United twice on my birthday before. On my 13th birthday we were 3-0 up at HT & lost 5-3. I cried in TGI Fridays, in front of my friends. Second, our only win against Fergie at Old Trafford, winning 3-2 on my 24th birthday. Which way will Sunday, my 36th, go?

RIP Dame Maggie

That’ll do

Of course you can. You can do whatever the hell you want there ain’t no rules

He’ll score now and make this look silly but I cannot stand Timo Werner He is so bad it’s not even funny now. Get him out of my club.

There’s no worse side to support than Spurs and I don’t care what any of you have to say. I will stand by this.

I just love Colin From Accounts I want them to make a series a year until I die

The Come As You Are needle drop in QUEER 👌

He's 17 years old. What a talent.

When a tweet has 1.9k likes I'm always disappointed when I like it, and it doesn't go up to 2k, such an anticlimax

There are few things more enjoyable in football than watching a side who had been wasting time all game, suddenly show urgency in the dying moments when they go behind

So Lanky | SOLANKE

So apparently I’ve been on this app for 14 years today, which is far too long. An anniversary seems a fitting day to say goodbye though. Ta-ra!