Priyamvada Gopal © Rob says join a union

giving my final presentation on 11th-15th century aphrodisiacs and did not realize where my zoom window was placed 😐😭

vagina museum spoiler: I started edging the penises then got bored and gave up on it because I had better things to do anyway

only cos of this sexting stuff I've found out there's a tory MP called william wragg. billy bragg's wario.

the funniest thing about being a lesbian in your thirties is that probably four times a year you go into your phone to change a contact from 'amanda' to the name of a man who could have died in a wwi trench.

On this Trans Day of Visibility, let's never forget when Jesus came back to show the lads his top surgery scars

it’s catholic canon that in the garden of gethsemane jesus christ saw every sin committed by human beings which means that he watched a guy blasting rope to waluigi hentai and still decided to sacrifice himself for humanity. absolute legend

Sometimes I think about how the remaining Habsburgs have a whatsapp group and I would legit give anything to lurk in there for one day to observe what the hell they must have to talk about

Oh yes, it's HASTINGS JESUS STACKING IT DAY!

is this the Easter erasure they keep talking about because I can get behind it

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very kings of leon voice:

OHHHHH

This is what cat licked bananas look like later

When I was 9, I thought I'd grown a dick and had a long dark night of the soul questioning my gender identity (concluded girl, and nobody needs to know I have a dick because I'm 9 and they shouldn't be asking anyway). Turned out it was just that one of my flaps is bigger.

Can’t stop thinking about this plaque which has appeared on a bench on Royal York Crescent in Clifton. My best guess is that the other person lives close by.

this is so funny because like white western christians love to be 'persecuted' as long as they don't have to ever interact with christians that are actually persecuted