My actual BFF, he does have good manners

How much water did I drink today if it was green tea lemonade with ice?

I can also interfere with elections if youd like

Sometimes I grab her by the shoulders and tell her how lucky she is to have such a funny and fun mom and dad

I said I'm just talking to myself

He said HEARD CHEF (with attitude)

Letting a guy know his black face poodle has sanpaku eyes

Making a 4yo laugh so hard she doubles over and slaps her legs and belly laughs I cannot explain how pure and joyful this is

There's a stink bug in the potty you can pee on

our little man/lady is flitting around in our azaleas now. i am so happy

Aesop's Yop

Daughter said her teacher had to leave early to take her sister to the vet today lol can't wait to email this anecdote

Chewing on a thick beer for dinner

Big Data is keeping me down

I made a picture of what all my days are like