These betting tweets today are frying me🤣

After halftime , I have realized that education is the key to success

The Morata money laundering scheme is real lmao. There is no other explanation

My ability to rewind a movie and still miss the same part is honestly quite astounding.

mom: turn off the ps5 and let it rest for once. the fridge since 2016:

Available for a cold drink

I understand where you are coming from 😂

Behold, the attachment.

Comparison is the thief of joy

No company listens to its customers like Toyota….from farmers to terrorists, it will make a car to meet your needs.

A cancelled meeting gives me more dopamine than a night out now.

Honestly just trying to make it to Friday.

We're more invested in the failure of Arsenal

abbreviation is such a long word for what it means

Start bragging immediately

How I found myself in Finance sometimes still shocks me

COMMAS AREN’T PEOPLE

The person who refused to let me ride his bicycle back in 2015 has now bought a GLE. The scoreboard is now 2–0 💔😭😂😂

If a developer says: I’ll fix it in 1 hour. Just believe them. No need to send a follow-up in every 3 hours.

bro just unknowingly made his first album cover